I asked an agent to audit my repo. It found my .gitignore ignoring package-lock.json, Dependabot alerts off, and ~40 stale branches.

Three parallel subagents, ten open Projex issues, one release. I skimmed the diffs at the end, not in the middle.

Ubuntu 24.04's ESM pin (priority 510) outranks GitHub's apt repo (500), so Ubuntu's broken 2.45.0 kept winning the candidate slot. Three layers of failure: a GraphQL deprecation message that was actually the error, GitHub's repo URL, and the ESM pin itself.

Got 'fatal: loose object is corrupt' when running git log. Three empty object files, repository broken. Here's how I recovered everything using git fetch and why moving files instead of deleting them was right call.